HOW AM I GOING TO COMPILE A WORTHY ENOUGH PLAYLIST FOR WHEN I AM IN THE UK IN UNDER A MONTH?

I am house sitting my nana’s house in Margate. I am currently sitting on the floor of the study listening to Creedence and because my nana insists that I let her dogs sleep in the bed with me, I know have flea bites all up my back. I am partially allergic to fleas and my back has huge welts on it and stings. My nana has foxtel but it’s not even foxtel IQ so I can’t record anything or rewind/fast forward, what’s the point of having foxtel if it isn’t IQ? I get scared at night because my nana also insists I leave the back door open with only the fly screen locked so the dogs can go out and pee at night. Last night I couldn’t sleep because I was getting bitten by fleas and the dogs were outside barking, I didn’t get to sleep till 4am. Then at 7:30am in the morning my nana called to ask if the dogs were okay and if she could “talk to them”. The worst and scariest part of her calling at 7:30am is the fact that she is in Perth. Perth is two hours behind, that means she was calling me at 5:30am. I hope I never get old.

House sitting for my nana. It’s turning me into a nana myself

1) had baked beans on toast for dinner

2) had like 50 cups of tea

3) didn’t leave the house

4) started talking to the dogs

5) felt conflicted between watching ACA and Today Tonight

6) probably going to go to bed at 9:30

ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN

AND THE SKIES ARE GREY

I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MY DAUGHTER

EVERY SINGLE DAY

WE JUST LIKE WHIPPING

FUCK YOU

PENULTIMATE PEDOPHILE

he has a nervous twitch which is lick that makes him look like a lizard for fuck sakes

is it bad that I want to go the Ascot Motel to room 16 where Dennis Ferguson raped those three kids and take pictures of the room? I mean it’s like a 10 minute drive from my house.

don’t put that in your vagina, just don’t