Calling Cure

HOW AM I GOING TO COMPILE A WORTHY ENOUGH PLAYLIST FOR WHEN I AM IN THE UK IN UNDER A MONTH?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:40:26 -0500

HOW AM I GOING TO COMPILE A WORTHY ENOUGH PLAYLIST FOR WHEN I AM IN THE UK IN UNDER A MONTH?

I am house sitting my nana’s house in Margate. I am...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:22:23 -0500

I am house sitting my nana’s house in Margate. I am currently sitting on the floor of the study listening to Creedence and because my nana insists that I let her dogs sleep in the bed with me, I know have flea bites all up my back. I am partially allergic to fleas and my back has huge welts on it and stings. My nana has foxtel but it’s not even foxtel IQ so I can’t record anything or rewind/fast forward, what’s the point of having foxtel if it isn’t IQ? I get scared at night because my nana also insists I leave the back door open with only the fly screen locked so the dogs can go out and pee at night. Last night I couldn’t sleep because I was getting bitten by fleas and the dogs were outside barking, I didn’t get to sleep till 4am. Then at 7:30am in the morning my nana called to ask if the dogs were okay and if she could “talk to them”. The worst and scariest part of her calling at 7:30am is the fact that she is in Perth. Perth is two hours behind, that means she was calling me at 5:30am. I hope I never get old.

House sitting for my nana. It’s turning me into a nana myself 1) had baked beans on toast for...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:52:33 -0500

House sitting for my nana. It’s turning me into a nana myself

1) had baked beans on toast for dinner

2) had like 50 cups of tea

3) didn’t leave the house

4) started talking to the dogs

5) felt conflicted between watching ACA and Today Tonight

6) probably going to go to bed at 9:30

ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN AND THE SKIES ARE GREY I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MY DAUGHTER EVERY SINGLE DAY

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:36:24 -0500

ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN

AND THE SKIES ARE GREY

I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MY DAUGHTER

EVERY SINGLE DAY

WE JUST LIKE WHIPPING

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:40:06 -0500

WE JUST LIKE WHIPPING

FUCK YOU

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:04:28 -0500

FUCK YOU

PENULTIMATE PEDOPHILE he has a nervous twitch which is lick that...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:57:13 -0500

PENULTIMATE PEDOPHILE

he has a nervous twitch which is lick that makes him look like a lizard for fuck sakes

is it bad that I want to go the Ascot Motel to room 16 where Dennis Ferguson raped those three kids...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:52:45 -0500

is it bad that I want to go the Ascot Motel to room 16 where Dennis Ferguson raped those three kids and take pictures of the room? I mean it’s like a 10 minute drive from my house.

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Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:10:10 -0500

don’t put that in your vagina, just don’t

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:50:52 -0500

don’t put that in your vagina, just don’t

HALLOWEEN FACEBOOK PHOTO FINDS 2#: GIRL DRESSES UP AS GIANT...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:53:31 -0500

HALLOWEEN FACEBOOK PHOTO FINDS 2#:

GIRL DRESSES UP AS GIANT BABY, NAPPY INCLUDED BUT NOT SHOWN

FACEBOOK HALLOWEEN PHOTO FINDS 1#: TEENAGE MUM DRESSES UP YOUNG...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:44:00 -0500

FACEBOOK HALLOWEEN PHOTO FINDS 1#:

TEENAGE MUM DRESSES UP YOUNG CHILD AS HANNAH MONTANA FOR HALLOWEEN

attempting to play drums from buffy theme

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:38:34 -0400

attempting to play drums from buffy theme

oh great 30 rock is on! clicks into show, is actually 3rd Rock From The Sun FUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:38:18 -0400

oh great 30 rock is on!

*clicks into show, is actually 3rd Rock From The Sun*

FUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

seriously fuck off

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:06:51 -0400

seriously

fuck off

wow my mum just asked me

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:24:43 -0400

would you like ham, bacon and egg on toast?

do I really come off that pig eating obsessed?

This is what I am wearing for Halloween. I am not that clichéd,...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:22:33 -0400

This is what I am wearing for Halloween.

I am not that clichéd, it’s not like I am “omg I gotta dress up as alice cause it’s totally indie-tastic”

it’s more like “wow I don’t have anything to wear, my sister already has the costume and Lewis Caroll was a pedophile who was accused of being Jack the Ripper and man I hope my thighs don’t look like giant hams when I am wearing this”

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Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:22:16 -0400

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Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:20:56 -0400

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Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:33:59 -0400